Baby For Sale:
One male toddler named Holden. Answers to "No," "NO NO NO," and, "Do you need a time out?" Dislikes: any type of healthy food, staying out of trouble, and being told "no." Enjoys baths, getting dirty, eating bird poop, and screaming. Throws fits at Mommy's cookout for out of town relatives. Is known to flail on the ground with fists and legs flying. Could be compared to a rabid jackal, a shrieking pterodactyl, or the Smeegle from the "Lord of the Rings" movies. Parents are willing to barter on a price or give him away to a traveling circus.
No seriously, we love our little boy. But sometimes we don't like him. Like today. Are we horrible?????
1 comment:
I'll take him! :)
No, you are not horrible. I have those days too! I think every parent deals with those days once in awhile, and if not, I would like to know their secrets! :)
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